I’m calling for the abolition of nostalgia from this day forth. BuzzFeed — you instigated this. You have it within your power to end this. If we all revel in nostalgia forever, we’ll never experience any great new art. It’s regressive creativity, and it’s scaling dangerous heights when I see a new BuzzFeed article that I literally think is parodying BuzzFeed articles, and instead is just the 27th article I’ve seen on there vaguely re-purposing Google Image-searched Nickelodeon merchandise pictures.
BuzzFeed, I am challenging you, a huge, faceless company, to end the nostalgic articles for one month. If you do, I will wear retro Nickelodeon merchandise for a month.
The internet eats itself